Sweet Baby Danzig
Tehehehe 🎀💖🎀  (at 5th & Girard)

Tehehehe 🎀💖🎀 (at 5th & Girard)

The Amazing Bretso my roommate and burlesque performer. Last night was fun. #carnivalution #brolesque

The Amazing Bretso my roommate and burlesque performer. Last night was fun. #carnivalution #brolesque

These two finally met my #BellaBubbles last Wednesday. 💋

These two finally met my #BellaBubbles last Wednesday. 💋

Damnit. Really should have seen that one coming. #okcupid

Damnit. Really should have seen that one coming. #okcupid

The early bird gets the worm. #okcupid 🐛🐔

The early bird gets the worm. #okcupid 🐛🐔

The amazing bretso is a fabulous ass. And my dearest roommate. And Creepy Ben my favorite clown of the evening.

The amazing bretso is a fabulous ass. And my dearest roommate. And Creepy Ben my favorite clown of the evening.

@creepyben #clownlove #clownlust

@creepyben #clownlove #clownlust

Training 4 days a week and (sadly) gave up beer and whiskey. Two weeks and I’m already looking more toned. Thank you Vince 🙌 @sweatfitness #sweatfitnessoldcity #fitspo #IveBecomeABro

Training 4 days a week and (sadly) gave up beer and whiskey. Two weeks and I’m already looking more toned. Thank you Vince 🙌 @sweatfitness #sweatfitnessoldcity #fitspo #IveBecomeABro

Kazoo solo for @unfazed_cookie after an epic 5 course meal. #GotAllMyDucksInARow #Kazoo #deodorantONtheTable #classy  (at Yakitori Boy-Japas)

Kazoo solo for @unfazed_cookie after an epic 5 course meal. #GotAllMyDucksInARow #Kazoo #deodorantONtheTable #classy (at Yakitori Boy-Japas)

Book of Mormon for free. Thank you stranger for the free tickets. #ilovephilly (at Book of Mormons Philadelphia)

Book of Mormon for free. Thank you stranger for the free tickets. #ilovephilly (at Book of Mormons Philadelphia)