No filter. Legolas hair. Nothing but awesomeness today. #pma #tattooedwomen #girlswithtattoos #girlsWhoLookLikeOrlandoBloom #elf #throattattoo #whatever
I can’t sleep and so I decided to dick around on my phone instead. I opened up yelp and saw that my name was B “tiny tornado” C. The nickname @deathstead gave me almost as soon as I met him. Leave it to you Domstead to have hidden any clear photo of your throat tattoo!! Every time some one asks me what my favorite tattoo is I say my throat. And every time I get to talk about it, I get to talk about you buddy. Can you believe I still tear up when I bum a smoke from someone and it’s a Kamel Red? Every once in a while I order a double tall sweet tea vodka and soda and yell at girls in purple pants. Way to be a douche and die because we had plans to party in Philly together for years and now I’m here. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get brunch like you loved so much. I’m not sure what it is but I really miss you today. R.I.P. Porn Star.
I could BEARly photograph them. They’re Pawsitively adorable. Like my wifey who can’t bear another pun from me. But I wanna crush them with my bear hands. And Erika might Claw my eyes out. But I love TOYing with her. #bears #bearlyclever #pun #punished (at skull haus)
Smaug….. I cannot explain how many butterflies I have to see this tomorrow. 😬😬 best. gift. ever. Might let this be a date hahaha #smaug #hobbit #dragonsrule
I found this in my old high school clothes…. Where the hell was I wearing this to? #QuestionsForMyHighSchoolSelf
Death for Life 🌹💀🌹💀🌹💀🌹💀🌹 @deathbystereoband #dbs can I fan girl over all the love? Cause i’m going to. Wearing my DBS hoodie I got 5yrs ago